I keep my eyes open when I kiss. So could you keep your eyes closed, otherwise it'll get weird with both us staring at eachother making out.

about 72 days ago

Alright tighty whities, you got two days to prove yourself. Old men and europeans either know something I don't or vice versa aaannnnnd go!

about 79 days ago

Whenever I see a windowless van I automatically report it to the authorities. There are very few legit reasons to drive a windowless van.

about 82 days ago